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SERIES 1
1. Hyacinth Bucket (she pronounces it 'bouquet') will go to manic lengths
to ensure that even the most routine of daily events is just so, much to
the chagrin of husband Richard and neighbor Liz. (1)
2. Hyacinth has asked the new vicar to tea and, in her
usual meticulous fashion, she has organized the event down to the last
lump of sugar. But things go awry… (2)
3. Hyacinth looks forward to soaking up a little culture
at her favorite stately home. (3)
4. Hyacinth is at her wit's end, what with the charity
shop, Councilor Nugent, Rose's love life and her Daddy! Can she cope? (4)
5. Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is
jeopardized when Daisy tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent.
(5)
6. Hyacinth enjoys a quiet family christening - for a few
moments at least until pandemonium breaks loose. (6)
SERIES 2
1. Hyacinth is appalled when she sees a strange man next door at Liz's who
has obviously spent the night there! What will such behavior do to the
property values? (7)
2. Hyacinth is very thrilled when the wealthy Mrs.
Fortescue asks them to give her a lift into town. After all, she is
practically aristocracy! (8)
3. Hyacinth plans to hold one of her celebrated
candlelight suppers in order to impress Emmet, head of the local amateur
operatic society, with her vocal talents. (9)
4. Hyacinth has decided that she and husband Richard
should have a weekend at a golfing hotel in order that she be able to keep
up with the Major and his wife. (15)
5. Hyacinth is fearful that the tumultuous lives of her
family members will cast a pall on the carefully polished image she tries
so hard to maintain. (10)
6. Onslow's birthday celebrations may only come around
once a year, but that is far too often as far as Hyacinth is concerned.
(11)
7. Hyacinth is still eager to impress Emmet with her
prowess as a singer, especially now that he is divorced and has moved in
next door with his sister Liz. (13)
8. Hyacinth has to intervene when she learns from her
relatives "on the other side of town" that Daddy has slipped out
and run up a toy store bill that he cannot pay. (14)
9. Hyacinth is eager to take delivery of a new suite,
which she is quick to tell everyone is an exact replica of one in
Sandringham House. But the delivery goes awry. (16)
10. Hyacinth suddenly decides to take Daddy out for a
picnic in the country, but Daddy equally suddenly decides that he will
take her car! (12)
SERIES
3
1. Richard has no hiding place from Hyacinth now that early retirement has
been thrust upon him. He finds the though of all the extra time that the
two of them will be able to spend together rather daunting. (17)
2. Hyacinth has forced Richard to participate in a trip to
the countryside to look for Iron Age remains. But further cultural
excursions are curtailed when Daisy and Onslow report that Rose is
behaving in outrageous fashion. (18)
3. Hyacinth borrows a holiday cottage in the country for
the weekend and plans a small barbecue. Small, that is, only by comparison
with the planning efforts used by Churchill in the last war. (19)
4. According to Hyacinth, the one thing she cannot stand
is snobbery, people trying to pretend they are superior. As she logically
concludes, "That only makes it so much harder for those of us who
really are." (20)
5. Hyacinth has determined that Richard needs a hobby and
plunks down a video camera before him. She admonishes him to go off and
"be artistic," an instruction she will soon live to regret. (21)
6. Hyacinth and Richard have been invited to a showing at
an art gallery, and she hones up by reading books on art. Her polish
stands to be stripped, however, when her father sneaks into the exhibit
and begins mingling with the art lovers. (22)
7. The opportunity of spending the weekend on a cruiser
thrills Hyacinth. She can occupy herself with purchasing the correct
yachting gear for Richard and herself and in preparing a "nautical
light buffet" for her family and friends on board. (23)
SERIES 4
1. Hyacinth has decided that Richard will gain a high executive position
with a local firm that has developed a vacancy in their ranks. Richard
fancies neither the prospect of the job nor the plan Hyacinth has evolved
for him meeting The Big Boss. (24)
2. Hyacinth has volunteered to escort a retired Commodore
from the train station to the Ladies' Luncheon. She believes she will have
just what it takes to ingratiate herself with such an old sea dog. (25)
3. Hyacinth volunteers Richard's services to help out the
Church Hall where there is a problem with the lights. However, since his
forte is strictly not in the direction of DIY, Richard's contributions
only add to the mayhem. (26)
4. The bee in Hyacinth's bonnet is about buying a small
cottage in the country as a weekend retreat. Richard learns that her idea
of small does not match his. Hyacinth learns that the Country Life is not
quite as she thought. (27)
5. Much to Richard's horror, Hyacinth decides to make
another attempt at finding a weekend country home. When a sudden problem
involving "Daddy" demands Richard's attention, Hyacinth asks
Elizabeth to help her find a suitable property. (28)
6. Hyacinth and Richard are spending their first day in
their new country "retreat." It may be a grand address, but the
accommodation they have secured for themselves is not so much
"small" as "minute." (29)
7. Hyacinth is desperate to keep up with the
Barker-Finches, who have a bit of local fame at barbecue. She plans a
super barbecue special complete with her own "celebrity,"
leaving Richard far from keen on the idea. (30)
SERIES
5
1 Hyacinth is seaside experiencing all the fun of the fair at a pleasure
beach. In her distinctive blazer and hat she looks after a travel weary
elderly lady and deals with an amorous Italian pensioner. (31)
2. Hyacinth is concerned that her invitation to the
Mayor's fancy dress ball hasn't yet dropped though her letter box. Richard
is even more concerned that Hyacinth intends him to attend costumed as
Louis XIV in silk trousers. (32)
3. Hyacinth is in a sunny disposition, which mystifies
Richard. The real horror of his situation dawns on him when he realizes
that he has forgotten their anniversary and that Hyacinth is beaming in
anticipation of a gift which he has not bought her. (33)
4. While walking by an idyllic riverbank with Richard,
Hyacinth comes up with one of her most ambitious plans. "I shall hold
a riverside picnic equally as graceful as one of my candlelight
suppers." (34)
5. Hyacinth has decided instead of her usual gift to
Richard of slippers that he should received skis instead. When Richard
protests that he has not intention of taking up the sport, Hyacinth
responds that he can cultivate the correct image by strapping them atop
the car and drive about with them occasionally. (35)
6. Hyacinth is most excited about attending a country
house sale and "mingling with the aristocracy." Richard
immediately loses sleep at the prospect of Hyacinth in a position to
easily go well beyond their spending limits. (36)
7. Convinced that Emmet is too overawed by her personality
to invite her to join the cast of a musical, Hyacinth invites Elizabeth
and him for coffee. She then bursts into impromptu snatches of 1920s
musicals. (37)
8. Although the musical for which she had auditioned is
already fully cast, Hyacinth is convinced that Emmet is only too shy to
offer her a part. Hyacinth evolves a plan to pluck up his courage by
inviting him to Violet's home for a "bon vivant buffet." (38)
9. Hyacinth is stung to lose first prize at the local
craft fair for "free style floral decoration of a table
centerpiece." To make matters worse, the winner is one Lydia
Hawksworth, a lady who one was objectionable at one of Hyacinth's
candlelight suppers. (39)
10. Hyacinth may yet become the Barbara Cortland of the
West Midland social scene. She aims to advise and educate the nation on
gracious living, lit incandescently by their own candlelight suppers. (40)
CHRISTMAS
SPECIALS
1991 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL - Hyacinth roars into the Christmas season. She
manages to get poor Richard into a Father Christmas outfit but then has to
confront with a very drunken "Daddy" who is making passes at the
parish ladies in the church rectory. To make matters worse, there is a
case of mistaken identity that culminates with her kissing under the
mistletoe with a most unexpected partner.
1993 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL - Hyacinth buys tickets for a
holiday cruise on the QE2, looking forward to making acquaintances with
the better class of person that one meets in such circumstances. Little
does she know that Onslow has won tickets for that very same trip.
1994 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL - Hyacinth has been very busy
planning a new kitchen (a process which includes asking the Vicar whether
a worktop color described as "Angel Gabriel Blue" is accurate).
She becomes busier still when Daisy tells her that someone has been found
in "Daddy's" bed - and it isn't "Daddy"!
1995 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL - Hyacinth decides to organize and
direct a local pageant titled "Our Town in the Civil War." She
also, naturally, casts herself in the starring role of Queen Henrietta
Maria and coerces various members of her family to play assorted Cavaliers
and Roundheads. The Church Hall is soon in pandemonium.
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